An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Promise are like snowball
“Promises and Friends
are like snowballs.
are like snowballs.
It’s easy to make them
but it’s too difficult to keep them.”
but it’s too difficult to keep them.”
During our friendship
During our friendship,
there will be times
you wont see me beside you,
don’t think I left you behind,
I just choose to walk behind you
so I can catch when you Fall.
there will be times
you wont see me beside you,
don’t think I left you behind,
I just choose to walk behind you
so I can catch when you Fall.
TRUST-on Allah
When u start ur day
Keep 3words in ur pocket
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY-4 better future
TRUE-wid ur work
TRUST-on Allah
then u will success in ur lifE
?Gud Morng dost?
Keep 3words in ur pocket
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY-4 better future
TRUE-wid ur work
TRUST-on Allah
then u will success in ur lifE
?Gud Morng dost?
I’d rather be single than
I’d rather be single than waste my
time on somebody who’s not
gonna take me seriously.
I’d rather watch other couples be
happy than be in a relationship
where I’m gonna be miserable.
I’d rather feel lonely than feel
alone even when I’m with
somebody.
I’d rather wait until somebody
comes along & geniunely wants to
be with me, than rush into
something with someone who
just wanna play games with me.
Being single doesn’t always mean
lonely, Just like being in a
relationship doesn’t always mean
happy..
time on somebody who’s not
gonna take me seriously.
I’d rather watch other couples be
happy than be in a relationship
where I’m gonna be miserable.
I’d rather feel lonely than feel
alone even when I’m with
somebody.
I’d rather wait until somebody
comes along & geniunely wants to
be with me, than rush into
something with someone who
just wanna play games with me.
Being single doesn’t always mean
lonely, Just like being in a
relationship doesn’t always mean
happy..
Dreams give rise 2 hope
Dreams give rise 2 hope. Hope inspires efforts, Efforts results in Success So dreams r roots of success. Let all ur dreams cum true thisbirthday..Happy Birthday
Birthday wishes for friends
Birthday wishes for friends
May ur special day…
Surrounded wid happiness,
Filled wid laughter,
Wrapped wid pleasure,
Brightened wid fun,
Blessed wid love,
Remembered wid joy,
…and enriched wid hopes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
May ur special day…
Surrounded wid happiness,
Filled wid laughter,
Wrapped wid pleasure,
Brightened wid fun,
Blessed wid love,
Remembered wid joy,
…and enriched wid hopes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
D Day which bring U 2 us
D Day which bring U 2 us ,
Is special 4 our family
D moment U join with us
May good, if it be early,
We ready 2 welcome D day, after a short while,
We wish U happy & be always smile
Is special 4 our family
D moment U join with us
May good, if it be early,
We ready 2 welcome D day, after a short while,
We wish U happy & be always smile
The morning has come
Hey wake up! The morning has come
The Sun Shines and the flowers blossom
Life has a lot of haha moments.
So you will be very dump
If you don?t go out and get yourself some!
Enjoy your day .. Have Sweet Morning
The Sun Shines and the flowers blossom
Life has a lot of haha moments.
So you will be very dump
If you don?t go out and get yourself some!
Enjoy your day .. Have Sweet Morning
No one really knows
?No one really knows
why they are alive until they know
what they?d Die For.?-
Martin Luther King.
G()()|) MORNING
Have A nice Day?
why they are alive until they know
what they?d Die For.?-
Martin Luther King.
G()()|) MORNING
Have A nice Day?
In soft gleaming of stars
In soft gleaming of stars?.
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday
Its another birthday for you
Its another birthday for you.
God picked another petals on your flower,
wishing your flowers may bloom for year.
God picked another petals on your flower,
wishing your flowers may bloom for year.
MANY MANY Happy returns of the day
I know its your birthday 2day
I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you?ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS?
I am sure you?ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS?
text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
wishes 4 U on ur Birthday
My wishes 4 U on ur Birthday
Cake – 2 delight U
Baloons – 2 raise spirits higher
Gifts – 2 bring u tickling surprises
Candles – 2 brighten ur life with joy
All these R my wishes 4 U on ur BIRTHDAY
Cake – 2 delight U
Baloons – 2 raise spirits higher
Gifts – 2 bring u tickling surprises
Candles – 2 brighten ur life with joy
All these R my wishes 4 U on ur BIRTHDAY
You deserve to be happy
Don?t be upset and get caught up with things or people that cannot change.Instead, move on, let go and focus on what you are able to change. The things that enhance your life. You deserve to be happy.
Welcome morning with a Smile
Welcome morning with a Smile On Your Face,
Love in Your Heart,
Good thoughts in your Mind
and
You Will have A wonderfull day. Good morning::
Love in Your Heart,
Good thoughts in your Mind
and
You Will have A wonderfull day. Good morning::
WE Never Pay Attention
Very Cute But Meaningful quote :-
?WE Never Pay Attention to a Part of Body Unlesss it Pains.
Dont Let it Happen in Relationships?!?
?WE Never Pay Attention to a Part of Body Unlesss it Pains.
Dont Let it Happen in Relationships?!?
I don’t care
I don?t care what you think of me!
Unless you think awesome – in which case, you?re right carry on?.
People don’t always need advice
People don?t always need advice. Sometimes all they really need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen, and a heart to understand them.
These line are really very heart touching.. sometime we should understand the condition.
Every test in our life makes
Every test in our life makes us bitter or better, Every problem comes to make us or break us, Choice is our whether we become victim or victor..!!
We have only one life , so don?t spoil your life by doing wrong things.
Enjoy your life and keep people happy around you
The 3 C’s of life
The 3 C’s of life:
CHOICES, CHANCES, CHANGES.
You must make a choice
to take a chance
or
Your life will never change.
CHOICES, CHANCES, CHANGES.
You must make a choice
to take a chance
or
Your life will never change.
ALLAH Ki Mohabbat
?ALLAH Ki Mohabbat Ke Siwa,
Har Mohabbat Ko Zawal Hai.
Rab Ki Mohabbat Ke Illawa Duniya Ki Koi Mohabbat Sachi Nahi,
Aur Rab Asliyat Dekha Deta Hai.
Har Rishte, Har Mohabbat Ki.
Phir Wo Sab Kuch Dekha Ker Adami Se Kehta Hai,
Har Mohabbat Ko Zawal Hai.
Rab Ki Mohabbat Ke Illawa Duniya Ki Koi Mohabbat Sachi Nahi,
Aur Rab Asliyat Dekha Deta Hai.
Har Rishte, Har Mohabbat Ki.
Phir Wo Sab Kuch Dekha Ker Adami Se Kehta Hai,
“Ab Bata Tera Mere Siwa Kon Hai??
Reality of life
Reality of life
“When you give importance to people
they think that you are always free
But
They don’t understand that
you make yourself
available for them every time”..!
“When you give importance to people
they think that you are always free
But
They don’t understand that
you make yourself
available for them every time”..!
What is WILLPOWER
What is WILLPOWER ::
It is When you see 30
Notification, 20 grls
Msgs and 10 items
requests?..:o
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And still you Click
?LOGOUT?and?Stu dy??
It is When you see 30
Notification, 20 grls
Msgs and 10 items
requests?..:o
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And still you Click
?LOGOUT?and?Stu dy??
One minute without frnds
One minute without frnds is equal to
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60 seconds..
No need to bo emotional everytime
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60 seconds..
No need to bo emotional everytime
Before I sleep
Before I sleep,
I count my blessings instead of problems.
I make sure
I sleep happy and grateful.
Good night.
I count my blessings instead of problems.
I make sure
I sleep happy and grateful.
Good night.
Night is such a sacred time
Night is such a sacred time,peacefull and quite.Just want you to know that thoughts of U are all i have now… Have a good night.
After the sun stops shining
After the sun stops shining, And the days that people led, It`s time to stop working, And calmly go to bed. Good night!
Plz respect urs parents
Pencil:I’m sorry
Eraser:For what?
U didn’t do
anything wrong.
Pencil:I’m sorry,u get hurt
because of me.
Whenever I made a mistake,U R
always there to erase it,But as u make my mistake
u lose a part of urself & get
smaller and smaller each time
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Eraser:That’s true, but I don’t
really mind,
u see,I was made to do this,I
was made to help u whenever u
do something wrong,even though
one day I
know I’ll be gone.
I’m actually happy with my job.
So please,stop worrying I hate
seeing u sad.
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“Our Parents r like the eraser, where as we children r the
pencil.They r always there for their children, cleaning up their anything wrong..they hate to seen sad their children………
Plz respect urs parentsss.
Eraser:For what?
U didn’t do
anything wrong.
Pencil:I’m sorry,u get hurt
because of me.
Whenever I made a mistake,U R
always there to erase it,But as u make my mistake
u lose a part of urself & get
smaller and smaller each time
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Eraser:That’s true, but I don’t
really mind,
u see,I was made to do this,I
was made to help u whenever u
do something wrong,even though
one day I
know I’ll be gone.
I’m actually happy with my job.
So please,stop worrying I hate
seeing u sad.
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“Our Parents r like the eraser, where as we children r the
pencil.They r always there for their children, cleaning up their anything wrong..they hate to seen sad their children………
Plz respect urs parentsss.
Bina Bataye Us nay Na Janay
Bina Bataye Us nay Na Janay kyun Yeh Doori Kar De
Bicharr K Uss Nay Mohabbat Hi Adhuri Kar De….!!
Teri Yaadon Se Hai
Teri Yaadon Se Hai Zindagi Mein Rounaq
Is Liye Apni Nahi Teri Zindagi Ki Dua Karte Hain
Is Liye Apni Nahi Teri Zindagi Ki Dua Karte Hain
Joke of the day
Joke of the day
- Phone to iPhone hona chahiye
S2 S3 aur S4 to Train Ke Dabbe Bhi hote hai !
S2 S3 aur S4 to Train Ke Dabbe Bhi hote hai !
- Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye
Local to Mumbai ki Trains bhi hai !
Local to Mumbai ki Trains bhi hai !
- Relationship me Trust aur Pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh Kutte bhi hote hai !
- Girlfriend Passionate honi chahiye…
Caring to Nurse bhi hai !
Caring to Nurse bhi hai !
- Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye
Bahari nikhar to Fair & Lovely bhi deti hai !
Bahari nikhar to Fair & Lovely bhi deti hai !
- Wife ek best friend jaisi honi chahiye Life companion to S4 bhi hota hai !
- Ladka Sensitive hona chahiye
Emotions to WhatApp mein bhi hai !
Emotions to WhatApp mein bhi hai !
- Ladki Mein Attitude hona chahiye
Angry Toh Aaj kal Birds bhi hote hai !
Angry Toh Aaj kal Birds bhi hote hai !
- Air condition cooling dena chahiye
Hava to Lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai !
Hava to Lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai !
- Cable ho toh Tata Sky jaisa
Dish toh har ghar ke kitchen me bhii hote hai !
Dish toh har ghar ke kitchen me bhii hote hai !
- Aadmi ko Limit mai rehna chahiye
Unlimited toh mera Data Plan bhi hai !
Unlimited toh mera Data Plan bhi hai !
- Cement to Pure honi chahiye
Strong to apni Dosti bhi hai
Strong to apni Dosti bhi hai
- Zindagi Suljhi hui honi chahiye
Uljhe huwe toh baal bhi hai !
Uljhe huwe toh baal bhi hai !
- Ladki sweet honi chahiye
Tikhi to Ramdev ki Mirchi bhi hoti hai !
Tikhi to Ramdev ki Mirchi bhi hoti hai !
- Ladka Smart hona chahiye
Ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai !
Ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai !
- Ladki me Sense of Humor hona chahiye
SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !
SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !
- Ladki asli me Ladki honi chahiye
Mahela toh Jaywardane bhi hai !
Mahela toh Jaywardane bhi hai !
- Baal Swing honi chahiye
Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai !
Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai !
- Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye
Kyuki rotlu to Shreeshanth bhi hai !
Kyuki rotlu to Shreeshanth bhi hai !
- Bachha ek hi paida hona chahiye
Twins to Tower bhi hai !
Twins to Tower bhi hai !
- Exams mein fail hona chahiye
Pass to Train ka bhi hai !
Pass to Train ka bhi hai !
- Insan me Atma Sanman hona chahiye
Jaan to aaj kal Cement men bhi hai !
Jaan to aaj kal Cement men bhi hai !
- Log special hone chahiye
Aam toh Fruit bhi hota hai !
Aam toh Fruit bhi hota hai !
- Bathroom mein Hair Dryer hona chahiye
Towel to Sreeshanth ke paas bhi hai !
Towel to Sreeshanth ke paas bhi hai !
- Aadmi ko khush rehna chahiye
Udaas to Pankaj bhi hai !
Udaas to Pankaj bhi hai !
- Bande ke paas Izzat honi
chahiye
Paise to Sunny Leone ke paas bhi hai !
chahiye
Paise to Sunny Leone ke paas bhi hai !
- Gaane me Sur hona chahiye
Dard to Anu Malik ke gaane ko sun ke bhi hota hai !
Dard to Anu Malik ke gaane ko sun ke bhi hota hai !
- Ladka handsome hona chahiye
Cool to Talcum Powder bhi hota hai !
Cool to Talcum Powder bhi hota hai !
- Baal majboot hone chahiye
Mulayam to Yadav bhi hai !
Mulayam to Yadav bhi hai !
- Ladka accha hona chahiye
Smart to Phone bhi hota hai !!!
Smart to Phone bhi hota hai !!!
Ye tanha Udaas raaten
Ye tanha Udaas raaten,
mera kamra
ye tanhai or ye kitaaben..!
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Tashreeh:-
Is shair mai poet ka kal paper hey or usay parhty huy mout aa rhe ha
ye tanhai or ye kitaaben..!
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Tashreeh:-
Is shair mai poet ka kal paper hey or usay parhty huy mout aa rhe ha
I will now cut this mans wife
Magician: “I will now cut this mans wife in half & Show Magic”
Santa : “What kind of magic is this; turning One problem into Two :p :d
RESULT AA GAYA
RESULT AA GAYA..
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Ye 3 Words, Haste Khelte Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai Duniya
Ujaad Sakte Hain..
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Ye 3 Words, Haste Khelte Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai Duniya
Ujaad Sakte Hain..
Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING
“Knowledge”
“Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING”
Aur
“Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein
“Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING”
Aur
“Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein
Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse
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Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)
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Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain
(-,-)
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Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)
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Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain
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