Funny Happy Monsoon

Teri Gali Main na rakhen gay qadam,
Aaj ke baad,
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Kyon k KEECHAR bohat ho jati hai
Barsaat k Baad.
“Happy MoonSoon”

What Is Self Insult ?

What Is Self Insult ?
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BOSS ( gusse se ):
Tumne Kabhi GADHA Dekha Hai ?’
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Employee ( Head Down) : No Sir….
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BOSS: Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho ?
Look At ME ..

Reply dhang ka hona chahiye

Reply dhang ka hona chahiye,

Hmm hmm toh bhains bhi karti hai

First Day of college

First Day of college..
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Boy sees a beautiful girl
sitting right next to him, &
he writes on paper”i love
you, do you love me ?”
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She replies”No”
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he didn’t give up, he rubs her
answer & passed same paper to
another girl sitting left to
him…
And she replies”Yes”
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Moral of the story is: RECYCLE PAPER and save trees, save earth !

My girlfriend dumped me

Rahul Gandhi – My girlfriend dumped me
reasoning that I am still a kid.
Sonia Gandhi – What did you do?
Rahul Gandhi – I just turned up the volume of ‘
Chhota Bheem’ so that I couldn’t hear her..

Aaj ke zamane mein ek pretty

Aaj ke zamane mein ek pretty
ladki ke single hone ke utne hi
chances hai jitne Lal Krishna Advani ke PM banane ke…

Maal to Rizla mei bhi hota hai

Class mei kuch ladkiyaan achchi honi chahye

Maal to Rizla mei bhi hota hai

Relationship me Nazdiqiyan honi chahiye

Relationship me Nazdiqiyan honi chahiye
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Space toh Hard-Disk mein bhi hoti hai !!!!!

America- Mobile hamari khoj hai

America- Mobile hamari khoj hai..
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China- Sim Hamari khoj hai..
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Japan- Sms Hamari khoj hai..
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Korea- Bluetooth hamari khoj hai..
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Pakistan-
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Miss Call humari GIRLFRIEND ki khoj hai ..

Dedicated to All boys

Dedicated to All boys:
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“Apki kahani humari zubani”
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Apke pas dimag hai,
chalta ni alag baat hai..
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Aap smart hai,
koi manta nai hai alag baat hai..
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Ap sareef hai,
lagta nai alag baat hai..
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
koi karta nai alag baat hai..
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Apki bezzati ho rahi hai..
Aap phir bhi ye post padhke hass
rahe
hai..
‘kya baat hai’…

Funny Poetry – Aasman me kaali

Aasman me kaali ghata chhayi hai . ..
Aaj fir Girlfriend ne 2 baatein sunayi hai .
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Dil to krta hai sudhar jaun magar,
Padoswali aaj short skirt pehen k aayi hai..

“Waqt” aur “Pyar”

“Waqt” aur “Pyar” dono zindagi me bahut khaas hote hai…
……kyunki….
“Waqt” kisi ka nhi hota aur “Pyar” har kisi se nhi hota……..

Life is a compromise

Life is a compromise Between your Feelings and Reality,

At Every StaGe, yOu have tO Quit

your FeelinGs and Accept the Reality.. .. ..!

Bas Itni si hai mujhe us se shikayat

Bas Itni si hai mujhe us se shikayat,

MERI MASOOM MUHABBAT ko usne kyun tmamashah banaye rakha …

Dil Se Bohat Mubarak Yeh Samaa

Dil Se Bohat Mubarak Yeh Samaa
Khoobsurat Lag Raha Hai Aaj Yeh Jahaan
Aaj Ke Din Sweekar Karein Meri Badhaiyan
Janamdin Aapka, Poora School Hai Khushnuma!
Happy Birthday!

Yun To Milne Ko Hum Mile Hain Bohat

Yun To Milne Ko Hum Mile Hain Bohat
Darmiyan Phir Bhi Faasle Hain Bohat

Tu Mili Bhi To Chund Pal K Liye
O Zindagi Tujh Se Gile Hain Bohat

Ek Do Yaden Aur Tanhai Mili
Pyar Karne K Ye Sile Hain Bohat

Yun To Milne Ko Hum Mile Hain Bohat
Darmiyan Phir Bhi Faasle Hain Bohat…

Tumhein jab roo baroo dekha karein gay

tumhein jab roo baroo dekha karein gay
yeh socha hhai, bohat socha karein gay

nazar mein choudhveen ka chaand ho ga
samandar ke zuba’N bola karein gay

kabhi to sur khuru thehrei’N gy jazby
tumhein khat, khoon sy likha karein gay

bicharna hy, tou yeh tey kar lein ab sy
judai ka safar, tanha karein gay

na aaey ga koi ilzaam tujh par
hum apne aap ko rusvaa karein gay

iss uljhan mein kati hy umer Mohsin
keh pal do pal mein hun, kya kya karein gay…

Beemar -E- Mohabbat ko Gar Hosh Main

Beemar -E- Mohabbat ko Gar Hosh Main Laana Ho ..

Daaman Main Lita Kar , Zulfon Say Hawa Karna ..!!

Tujh Mein Chhupey Hain Meri Zindagi

Tujh Mein Chhupey Hain Meri Zindagi Ke Hazaaron Raaz

Tujhe Waasta Hai Pyar Ka.. Zara Khud Ka Khayal Rakhna….

Tumhari Aarzoo Ki Hai

Tumhari Aarzoo Ki Hai, Kabhi Maanga Hai Jo Rab Se….

Mere Honthon Per Rehte Ho, Meri Jaan Tum Dua Ban Ke…!
Good Night!

Good Night My Love

Aaj Mat Rok Khud Ko Madhosh Ho
Jaane De
Paas Aa Apne Nashe Mein Kho Jaane
De
Na Aaoon Hosh Mein,
Na Kabhi Meri Saanson Se Teri
Mehek Jaye
Band Kar Le Aankhein, Ab Jo Hota
Hai Ho Jaane De…
Good Night My Love!

We are not perfect

We are human. We are not perfect.
We are alive. We try things.
We make mistakes. We stumble.
We fall. We get hurt.
We rise again. We try again.
We keep learning. We keep growing.
And we are thankful for this
priceless opportunity called life.
Have a blessed morning!

A one line advertisement

A one line advertisement by a Married Man on OLX :

For Sale Wedding suit, used only once by mistake

English Toh Meera B Bol Leti Ha

Banda Shakal Sa Angrez Lagna Chahiye
English Toh Meera B Bol Leti Ha..:P:P

Only 3 livng beings r immune to cold

Only 3 livng beings r immune to cold

1. Polar bears
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2. Penguins
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3. Females wearing sleeveless n backless in marriages
Baaki sbko thand lagti hai:D

Cheers to Friendship

So many fights for thodi si pepsi
So many friends on one bench
So many phone calls on birthday night !
So many hugs for one lil worry
So many hands in one chips pack
So many laughter for one stupid joke

Cheers to Friendship

Don’t Be Soo Romantic

Dear Weather,
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Don’t Be Soo Romantic I Am Still
Single:(

No matter hOw many

No matter hOw many
times yOu get hurt ..
You always fOrgive them ..
Some call it stupid ,, Some call it
Love…!!!!

I hate long distance relationships

I hate long distance relationships. .
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That’s why I moved the fridge
into my bedroom…:P:P

Boyfriend- Today i am tensed

Boyfriend- Today i am tensed,
got fired from job,
got disowned from home,
mood is also off.

Girlfriend- Acha! Leave all that,
look here!! my new chappals !
lolz..:P

Ek din jab vo humse mili to boli

Ek din jab vo humse mili to boli:”Kya hame
yaad karte ho ???
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Ab unhe kon bataye ki, Yaad karna itna
aasaan hota to, hum apni class me Top na karletey…

Aashiqui 3 Funny Song Facebook

Aashiqui 3.. Song created
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook
chalau main ya naa..
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Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa..
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Apna tu phone number bata de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaa..
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Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,
khau main yaaa naa..
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Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…
Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..
koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa

I Want A Hug (Small Love Story)

Boyfriend : Hey beautiful
Girlfriend : Oh hey babe
Boyfriend : You alright ?
Girlfriend : I’m fine i promise.
Boyfriend : I know there’s something wrong baby talk to me ?
Girlfriend : I just need a hug from you right now.
Boyfriend : Could you wait until tomorrow when i see you ?
Girlfriend : Yeahhhh……..*
Boyfriend shows up at her door*
Girlfriend : Babe what are you doing here in the middle of the night ?
Boyfriend : I couldn’t sleep knowing my baby needs me
Girlfriend : I Love You

Larka dost se

Larka dost se :
yar mai ne apni Girl Friend ko
uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thapar maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Larka: salay marta kyun hai
tere ghar he to wapis gayi
hai…:P:P

Mujh Se Kehti Hai Tere Saath

Mujh Se Kehti Hai Tere Saath Rahun Gi Sada

Bahot Piyar Karti Hai Mujhse UDAASI Meri….!!

Saray Weham Tere Apny Hain

Saray Weham Tere Apny Hain ,,
Hum Kaha tUjh kO BhooL Payen Gay ,,
Aaj TafseeL Nahi Bas Itna sUnO ,,
Yaqeen KarO BahOt Yaad Aatay hO ..

Aakhri Khuwahish Tere Didaar Ki hOgi

Kar SItam Kitnay Bhi Mujh Par ,,
Is DiL Mai Dharkan Tere Naam Ki hOgi ,,
Khuwahishen tO AdhOri Hain BahOt Si ,,
Magar Aakhri Khuwahish Tere Didaar Ki hOgi ..

Aitebaar Toota tO Ye Ehsaas Hua

Aitebaar Toota tO Ye Ehsaas Hua ,,
Har Ek Say MukhLis Hua Nahi Kartay ,,
Yaha Masoom Chehray Loot Letay Hain ,,
Har Ek Pe Aitebaar Kiya Nahi Kartay ,,
Koi Aur Bhi Muntazir Hai Us Ka ,,
Ek Shakhs Ki TaLab Kiya Nahi Kartay ,,
Pal Bhar Mai BadaL Jatay Hain Loog Yaha ,,
Aisay LoogOn Say Mohabbat Kiya Nahi Kartay ..

Tum Kisi Aur kO ChahO Ijazat Hai

Tum Kisi Aur kO ChahO Ijazat Hai Par Yaad Rakhna ,, |! !|
Kisi Ka hO Ke Kisi Aur Ka hOna Aamanat Mai Khayanat Hai ..

Phr b eek umar lage jan say jaty jaty

Ktna aasan tha tery hejar mae marna Jan.na ,

phr b eek umar lage jan say jaty jaty . .

Allah never fails to help you

If, what’s ahead of you scares you
and what you left behind hurts you,
then just look above.
Allah never fails to help you.
Always spread hand before God…
Jumma mubarak!

Allah doesn’t need your prayer

Allah doesn’t need your prayer.
So every time you miss or delay a prayer,
remember you are only oppressing yourself.
Nobody else.
Happy Beautiful Friday!

There would be a great hustle bustle

There would be a great hustle bustle
in your home of course today is
the important for a great personality
yes, I’m talking about you,
my dear enjoy every single moment of today…
Happy Birthday dear!

Kuch Is Liye RaatOn kO sOna

Kuch Is Liye RaatOn kO sOna ChOr Diya hUm Ne ,, | |
Agar wO Khuwaab Mai Bhi Bichra tO Mar Jayen Gay hUm ..
Good Night!

Kabhi Kuch Soch Ky Likhna

Kabhi Kuch Soch Ky Likhna Kabhi Kuch Soch Ky
Parhna.
Yeh Na-Mumkin Si Koshish Hy …Mohabat Soch Ky
Karna♥

YaadOn Ke Roop Mai

YaadOn Ke Roop Mai tU Raha Sath Raat Bhr ,,
Aye Dard Tere Itnay Ta’awun Ka Shukriya ..
Good Night!

Sad Good Night Poetry

E-raat, aaj ek akhiri ehsaan or kar de…
usko meri hayat ki akhiri saans ke naam kar de..
missing you a lot..
Good Night dear!

ALLAH always with you

ALLAH always with you
When you talk,remember the One who hears everything
When you look, remember the One who sees everything
Good Morning!

No special prayer

Assalamu Alaikum,

No special prayer,
no special message,
just a lovely statement full of thankfulness.
Alhamdulillah!
Have a sweat good morning!