You Look Exactly Like My Wife...
Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name?
Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :)
Boy Girl Conversation...
GIRL: A, B, C
BOY: What?
GIRL: Always Be Careful
BOY: ahan then?
GIRL: D, E, F, G
BOY : ??
GIRL: Don't Ever Forget That
BOY: ForGet That
GIRL: I'm H, I
BOY: What H, I ?
GIRL: Happilly Inlove
BOY: so
GIRL: J, K, L, M, Just Keep Loving Me
BOY: 'n how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z ?
GIRL: No Other Person Quite, Reasonable, Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me You'll Zee...;)
I looked at a flower...
I looked at a flower 'n thought
it was the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen till I met you.. !
Why to Flirt...
Attitude for Life:
"Why to flirt
When You are capable of being loved..''
Good Morning. Have a cool day :)
Loving You and Breathing...
True Heart Touching Lines:
If i have to choose between
Loving You and Breathing....
I will choose my last breath to say
I LOVE You.. !
Hey do you like water...
MindBlowing Flirt:
Boy: "Hey do you like water?"
Girl: "Yeah..."
Boy: "Good, then you already like 70% of me." :-P ;-)
If They Miss You...
"If They Miss You, They’ll Call You.
If They Want You, They’ll Tell You.
‘n
If They Care, They’ll Show You.
If Not, They’re Not Worth Your Time
Because
You’re Obviously Not Worth Theirs".. !
Cute Relationship
~Cute Relationship~
When Someone Gets Angry With You
And Says...
I Will Never Talk To You... :(
And Later Comes Back To Inform
You...
"I AM STILL ANGRY"
A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls...
A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls.
He gave each sum money 2 tst em.
1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd.
2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also.
3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too.
And finally when the time came to choose---
The guy simply chose the girl with
The biggest boobs.
Men will always be MEN!!
Boy goes to a chemist...
Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner.
Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.
10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!
Boy: So, sex at my place?
Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a
bunk bed with my
younger brother and he
thinks we're making
sandwiches so this is the
code.
Cheese= Faster.
Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE
TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making
sandwiches! You're getting
mayo all over my bed!
Santa won an English quiz...
Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United
Guess What he has written?.
Woman chest are Divided.. !
That son of a Bitch...
Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my breast."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"
Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Sweetheart is a special word
SWEETHEART, is a special word for LOVE,
LOVE, is special word for CARE,
CARE, is special word for FRIEND,
and
FRIEND, is special word for... 'YOU"
Value of relation
"Value of relation"
is not that how much you feel happy with some one . .
But it is that
how much some one feels ALONE without you!
Every Girls Dream
Every Girls Dream..
1.Getting Kissed In The Pouring Rain.
2.Have The Hot Kiss Where You're Pressed Against The Wall.
3.Have The Guy That Thinks You Are The World.
4.Have A Good Guy That Holds On As Long As Possible When Giving Hugs.
5.A Guy That Whispers He Loves You In Your Ears.
6.Have That Moment Where You Just Gaze Into Each Others Eyes.
7.When You Cry, He Kisses Your Tears Away.
8.When Your Not With Your Guy He's All That You Can Think About.
9.Wearing His Jacket Or His Sweatshirt And Every time You Breath In His Scent Surrounds You.
10.A Guy Who Will Watch Any Movie With You No Matter How Teary Eyed You May Get.
Whats missing
Whats missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & youll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
Id pick U coz its better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.
Goodnight
See outside the Window
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U GooD Morning.
Having a boyfriend or girlfriend
Having a BoyFriend or GirlFriend is not LOVE
But...
Having someone in your life on whom
You have blind faith that
Even if you hurt them to the extreme
They will still hold your hand & say
"I was, I am, n I will ALWAYS be yours..."
That's Love, That's Life
Friends are like fishes
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
Wake up my friend
Wonderful confession by a girl in church
Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got
She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk
We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber
I need ur blessings and good wish oh god
Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de
Now sleep joke over :-*
A Boy texts a girl.
A Boy texts a girl.
Boy: Hey !
.
Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
.
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl
in the world..
Girl: Aww How cute !
.
..
.
.
Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so
m texting U !
Boy: Hey !
.
Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
.
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl
in the world..
Girl: Aww How cute !
.
..
.
.
Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so
m texting U !
Degree medical ki honi chahiye..
Degree medical ki honi chahiye..
Engine toh mechanic bhi thk karleta hai..
Engine toh mechanic bhi thk karleta hai..
Da Jaate Hai Beete hu pal yaaden
Tute hue phool khushbooooooo
Da Jaate Hai,,,,,,,
Beete hu pal yaaden
Da Jaate Hai,,,,
Her Dost ka
Andaz hai apna apna,,,,,,,,,
Koi hansi ke phool
To koi Ghum ke Sagar
Da Jaate hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Da Jaate Hai,,,,,,,
Beete hu pal yaaden
Da Jaate Hai,,,,
Her Dost ka
Andaz hai apna apna,,,,,,,,,
Koi hansi ke phool
To koi Ghum ke Sagar
Da Jaate hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Khwab Hamare kuch aise ho, Zindagi me pyar mile na mile
Sapne Hamare kuch aise ho,,,
Khwab Hamare kuch aise ho,,,,
Zindagi me pyar mile na mile,,,,,
Dost mile to sirf apke jaise ho………..4uuuu
Dosti khas Rahegi,Yado ki Jhalak Dil ke paas rahegi,,,
Vaada hai Humari,,
Dosti khas Rahegi,,,
Yado ki Jhalak Dil ke paas rahegi,,,,
Nahi Bhulenge aapko aur aapki Dosti ko,,,,
Jab tak Dil me Dhadkan aur Ye saas Rahegi.4uuu,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Dosti khas Rahegi,,,
Yado ki Jhalak Dil ke paas rahegi,,,,
Nahi Bhulenge aapko aur aapki Dosti ko,,,,
Jab tak Dil me Dhadkan aur Ye saas Rahegi.4uuu,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Mera Wajood“” Hi Na Raha,,,,,,,
“”””””Teri Talaash Me,,,,,,,,
“””” Mera Wajood””””
“” Hi Na Raha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
( * Dost * )
“”Fana Kar Gayjki Meri Hasti Ko
Arzoooo Teri………………..!!!
SItaro K Bina Adhura He Samundar
Adura He Aasma
SItaro K Bina
Adhura He Samundar
Kinaro K bina
Adhuri He FIZA
Baharo K Bina
Or Adhurif He Ye
ZINDAGI
Aap Jaise “Dost” K
Bina………..
SItaro K Bina
Adhura He Samundar
Kinaro K bina
Adhuri He FIZA
Baharo K Bina
Or Adhurif He Ye
ZINDAGI
Aap Jaise “Dost” K
Bina………..
Sir hm Shadi me gay thy,Raste me Car ka Tyre Phat gay
4 Studnts ne Paper ki tyari nhe ki,,,
Unh one 1 plan bnaya Or,,,
Principl k Pas Gye,,,,,,,,
“”””Or Kaha”””
Sir hm Shadi me gay thy,,
Raste me Car ka
Tyre Phat gay
Hm Sari Rat Dhaka
Lgaty rhy is lye
Perh nhe sake,,,,,,
Principle ne man lia
Or unhe 4 din ka time dia
4 Din ka bd Unhe,,,,
4 Mukhtalif Rooms me Bthaya,,,,,,
Or sir 1 Sawal dia,,,,,,,,,
Q) : Konsa Tyre Phata Tha?
1- Front Right
2- Front Left
3- Back Right
4- Back Left
Same Jwab do gy to sb passsss,,,,,,,,,,,
Moral:
Ustadan Naal
Ustadi Changi no Hondi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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